We went camping this past week, and a group of 5 guys, all probably about 18-19 years old, were in the site adjacent to ours. Below I have recalled just a few of the absolutely moronic things that they did.

• They attemted to dispose of their trash by fire, and once they realized that it would just sit and smolder and stink up the campground they opened up bottles of Aquafina and put the fire out with them.
• Their trash fire consisted of some cardboard, plastics, and about 15 Red Bull cans.
• They did not bother to clean out the fire ring before they left. This is probably because that is what they think a fire ring is supposed to look like - full of cans and charred trash.
• They ran the engine in their Chevy Suburban in order to listen to the radio in their campsite. Nothin' like a 350 horsepower V-8 powering a radio!
• They started up their car when they decided to go somewhere. It sat and idled for about an hour as all of them got dressed, gabbed on their cell phones, and dottled around. Gas Prices apparently are not high enough to keep people from being stupid. That Suburban probably gets about 10 miles per gallon while it is driving, but idling - that's ZERO MILES PER GALLON!
• They left their bread, Bisquick, and all of their other food sitting out when they would leave the campsite. The birds got into it and it ended up all over the place.
• Their trash was blowing through the entire campground.
• In order to light their charcoal fires, they stood over the grill and continuously sprayed lighter fluid into the burning grill, creating 2-meter high flames and an obnoxious odor.
• They blasted country music in which the themes of all of the songs was smoking and drinking. If that is the type of music they like, that is fine, but I know for sure that there were people in that campground who would not appreciate it.
• Every ten minutes at least one of them was getting into the Suburban and driving somewhere, then coming back ten minutes later. The interesting thing was that it took at least 3 minutes to get onto the main highway from the campground.
• They made good friends with the guy in the next site, who had an interesting habit of washing his hands with the graywater from the holding tanks on his camper.